I write the best columns. Nobody writes better columns than I do. They’re huge; they’re beautiful; everybody loves my columns. Believe me. You already knew that; I have written about it before. Over ...

I have four 8 ft square wood columns that are covered with EIFS (stucco-like product). The columns are 2 per side of the house entrance with a small roof/cornice on top. I want to make the columns ...

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I make fun of scientists a lot. It's easy to do, and I don't like to work all that hard. Someone once asked if my colleagues were mad at me over things I've said. I told them I didn't know if they ...

Newspaper columns are a great way to format content in brochures, flyers, newsletters and so on. They’re especially useful in a document that is text-heavy because the narrow columns are more readable ...