96K views · 2.6K reactions | In this clip Bart tells the people of Springfield the story of why he cut the head off Jebediah Springfield 漢 | The Simpsons Best Scenes | Facebook

4.3K views · 131 reactions | Marge: Bart! No! Bart: What? Marge: Sorry. Force of habit. Lisa! No! "Lisa the Vegetarian" Aired 23 years ago today! Season 7 Episode 5 - October 15th 1995 | The Simpsons Best Scenes | Facebook

Bart: Dibs. First dibs. I get to lick the beaters. Ow! Ow! Ow! Litha, my "ongue" is "uck" in the "eaters." My "ongue"! Bart & Lisa: Happy birthday! Homer: Huh? What? Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast. Marge: Oh well Isn't this nice? Homer: My birthday? Lisa: No! Homer: It's my birthday? What did I get? I love birthdays. Marge: No, Homer, it's mine. Bart: You don't even know your own wife's birthday? Homer: Well, of course I know. Sure. You really thought I forgot, didn't you? Bart: Oh, right.